Terms of Service

Last updated: April 1, 2025

Welcome to Fool on the Hill Guru. By using this website, you agree to these terms. They’re not mystical, but they are important.

🧘 Content Disclaimer

The sayings you read on this site are designed to sound wise, mystical, and occasionally absurd. They are generated with the assistance of artificial intelligence and are intended for entertainment purposes only. Do not take them as advice, predictions, or cosmic truth.

Phred, our digital guru, has never been to a mountaintop and cannot legally give life guidance.

✍️ Copyright & Ownership

• All site design, layout, structure, branding, illustrations, styling, and curated content are the original work of the site owner and are protected by copyright.
• Individual sayings may be generated with the help of AI models. While AI-generated text may not be copyrightable by itself, the selection, curation, context, and presentation of those sayings are considered original expression and are owned by this site.
• You may not copy, scrape, reproduce, or redistribute large portions of this site without permission. Sharing a single quote with attribution? Wonderful. Republishing the whole guru archive? Not cool.

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This site may display ads, accept tips, or offer merchandise for sale. Any revenue supports the ongoing foolishness, wisdom, and AI bills needed to keep Phred enlightened.

🎶 Beatles Disclaimer

This site is not affiliated with or endorsed by The Beatles, Apple Corps Ltd., or any associated entities. The phrase “fool on the hill” is used in a humorous, satirical context to describe a fictional character named Phred. All content is original unless otherwise stated.

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